COUNTDOWN RELIQUIAS

20 minutes

This recipe, which means ‘leftovers’ in Latin, is dedicated to all those students who briefly had their amazing grades preposterously downgraded in Summer 2020. Reliquias can be prepared from scratch by cooking three medium-sized potatoes and a big handful of vegetables in a frying pan for 20 minutes before starting this countdown.

 

Ingredients (serves 2)

Yesterday’s cooked vegetables

Yesterday’s roast potatoes

4 slices of bacon

2 teaspoons of olive oil

 

Equipment

Large frying pan

Wooden spoon

 

Set your Countdown timer for 20 minutes

 

20    Take the bacon out of the fridge

19     Cut up bacon into small pieces

18     Put frying pan onto high heat

17     Add oil to pan

16     Locate the cooked veg and roasted potatoes

15     Add bacon to pan and stir

14     Stir bacon with wooden spoon

13     Stir bacon

12     Stir again

11      Watch bacon begin to frazzle

10     Add leftover potatoes and vegetables

9      Stir, flip and mush the mix

8      Stir

7       Flip

6       Mix

5       Get out plates

4       Stir

3       Get out cutlery

2       Flip

1        Pour Reliquias onto plates

0       Eat with ketchup and a sprinkle of salt